My entry for the contest "Characters - EXTREME" over at Seventh Sanctum. [link]

Meet Comet Goddream. When the name generator gave me this name, I just knew I had to use it.

And, for this boy's description, I used the Fantasy Crossbreed Generator.

"The humble male half-Will-O-The-Wisp blacksmith escaping the past. He has a boyish build. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance."

...and it was the perfect description to get my mind going.

The goal of the contest was to make an over-the-top character. Take it to the extreme. So, I warped that description there into something terribly, terribly Mary Sue-ish and cliche. If little Comet Goddream her were female, he'd fit the typical Mary Sue female like a glove. But... the description said he was male! So what do I do?

Yaoi clichés.

The yaoi fandom... well, there are some very set-down cliches. Usually, the 'uke' (bottom) and 'seme' (top) are complete opposites. I made poor Comet Goddream into the most clichéd, typical image of an uke.

Superuke Comet Goddream has...
A dark, terrible past, that he's escaping from.
The looks of an angel. Blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. Don't forget those permanently blushing cheeks.
A pink (MANRY) glow. Because glowing is so cool and not stupid AT ALL! Just like sparkling vampires! </sarcasm>
Ears and a tail. You can't deny it - ears and tails are so overdone, and not just in the yaoi fandom. So here he is, with ears and a tail, for no reason other than 'just because.' I've never heard a tale where Will-O-The-Wisps had tails and kitty ears. :I
Sweater that's too big, and shorts that are almost too short. Typical 'uke' fashion, guys! Either this, or bondage and leather and piercings.
The skills to make gorgeous, perfectly crafted, lightweight, cut-through-anything swords. Even though he definitely does not have enough muscles to be an effective blacksmith. And look, there are no signs of smithing on him at all! No black fingers, no nothing! Gotta love how Mary Sues are so DIRT REPELLENT.
A lack of confidence and a broken soul, poor thing. He's just begging for a tall, dark, and mysterious seme to show up and support him and comfort him. AMIRITE.
He's pedo/shotacon bait.
A very retarded name. Comet... right. He glows. Nevermind, it fits. And the 'Goddream' part totally fits too. Because gods would TOTALLY dream about a poor little thing like this.

Feeling the extreme level of superuke and Mary Sue?

You should be.

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Art, Comet Goddream (c) me
Name/Description (c) Seventh Sanctum

P.S. I'm sorry if I killed anyone with the sheer level of Mary Sue-ness in this. XDDD