I WAS BORED.
ETA: Edit is because I forgot an answer to one of the questions, LOL. fail.
Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!
12. Lei1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
...Oh dear lord. XD We'll say Reky because she, uh, wouldn't bitch her students to death. Reky'd be a pretty cool prof, imo. </biasbiasbias>2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
JOE'S NOT HOT. HE'S COOL LIKE IIICE.3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
...we'll ignore the fact that they aren't even in the same universe.
Anyways, wow, I don't know what sort of mission Lei would send ANYONE on. Maybe... uh... a shopping mission... to get... ingredients... um. And no matter what it won't succeed cuz Callen will be distracted by pretty boys. : |4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Something magical, lighthearted, and with a happy ending. <35. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Just. No. Although it would probably be Severine swearing fealty to Joe - even if she's not a native, Joe would never swear fealty to a Mirrinese.6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
10 (Irin). Because they know each other, and are fairly tolerant of each other, and... well. Damien would not share a room with a mute fifteen-year-old boy, let's face it. And Moth would not go anywhere near Damien. Ever. So.7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They'd go to Jien's Chinese restaurant, since Lei works there, and... uh. They'd discuss how much they wish life could be a little more mellow and then Joe would throw in how VIOLENCE SUCKS and start flailing in Cyril's general direction because Cyril's a soldier, and Lei would probably sneak to the kitchen and just hang out with Jien. Haaaar.8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
SUPER AWESOME EPICNESS HOLY CRAP. MIRRINESE DEATH GUARDIAN vs. ZYRIAN ELVEN DEMON. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW.
I have no idea who'd win. o___o9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Steal it right back! He's a thief, after all. And if Lane somehow caught him, Callen would just flirt him to death.10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Both just want a world where nothing out of the ordinary happens, and they can just have normal lives. >:11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
...make them need to work together, LOL. They'd do it, no problem. BFFs and all.12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
...not very well. Cyril's a grumpybutt, and he'd probably get very annoyed by me fawning over him, so. idk. I might end up with a sword through my gut. .__.;13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Keep looking gorgeous, Roahn. Keep looking gorgeous.14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
...Yep. Doodles only, really, but yep.15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Harper's side. Even if he's Mirrinese. No way in hell Joe would side with someone like Damien. Jeebus. XD Damien's violent, Joe's a hippie. IT JUST DON'T WORK.16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Something not in English, or perhaps a demonic screech/hiss... Depends what form he's in, yeah? Although he might not shout anything at all. o3o17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Gay Bar" by Electric Six. TOTALLY.18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
LOL THREE OF THE BIRDIE MEMBERS. LOL.
ANYWAYS. Lane would. Because he's fastest and would bitch the most if he didn't get it. Lei's probably full by now, and Severine doesn't want to argue with Lane. So. YEP. LANE IS A WINRAR.19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Do those legs go all the way up? ;D"
...wait. no. that's just wrong. Joe hitting on Irin. NO.20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Murder, stealing, vandalism... anything, really. .__.21. What is 6's secret?
She has a crush on someone. >3>
Or, uh, yeah, I guess the fact that she was a prostitute for a time would be a secret, to... XD22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Reky. Because she's SPEEDY, MAN. Moth is probably pretty fast too, but... not as determined or competitive as Reky, at all. XD23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Tough choice. o__o They're both fast, lethal fighters, so either of them could easily beat the crap out of any bad person... Although I think I'm going to have to choose Callen, because he's a generally friendly, caring person, whereas Cyril hates the world. hurrrrr.24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Maybe Harper's hallucinogenic abilities are getting to him, and that's why he's started this... evil organization. Who knows? And why Lane and Moth would go up against him, and Reky would be his spy, and he'd kidnap Lei, and Damien would suggest they talk to Roahn, I don't know.
--1. 1, 6, and 11 are all told to wait in a room together until someone comes in to get them. Let's say no one does. Who would leave the room first?
Lane. BECAUSE HE DUN TAKE ANY OF THIS STAYING IN ONE PLACE CRAP.2. If 2 had to do one nice thing for 8, what would it be?
Bake him cookies. LOL.3. If 4 and 7 co-stared in a movie, what genre would it most likely fall under?
Modern fantasy action medical drama.4. If 3 was made into a toy, who would be more likely to buy it? 9 or 10?
10. Irin. Prooobably as a gift for Reky (since she'd have a droolfest over a toy of a gorgeous faun death guardian), but hey. 'XD5. Would 5 be likely to consider stalking 12, or vise versa?
...Um. Well. It'd probably be 5 stalking 12, since Damien's an ass like that, but even then I don't think it's very likely. Even if Lei is a beautiful guy.6. What would 6 make the better star of? An anime or a newspaper comic strip?
An anime. Because she's too sexy for a comic strip. Too much boobage and booty.7. 8 wants to buy a car but can't decide who offers a better bargan. Should (s)he buy from 2 or 11?
From 2. Because 11 wouldn't own a car, not any time soon. PLUS, IF HE BOUGHT FROM 2, IT'D BE, LIKE, A HIPPIE VAN. 8D8. If 5 wanted to dye his or her hair but could not decide on the color, would (s)he rely on 1's opinion or 4's?
Harper's. Because Harper gives honest opinions, and Lane only gives rude-but-honest opinions with lots of swearing.9. Whose babies would be cuter? 12 and 3's, or 9 and 2's? (If it is impossible for them to breed because of gender or species, just go with it and pretend that it was possible, please.)
...The pairing of 9 and 2 is SO WRONG. ;; But their babies would probably be absolutely adorable, because Moth is SO CUTE.
Although, 12 and 3 would make gorgeous children. Irin and Roahn spawn! O:10. Who would have a DeviantArt account; and if not, what would their reason be?
Lane would. Because he would have made it on a library computer in present-day Earth when he had gotten stuck there cuz of timetraveling for the hell of it. He'd never use it, though, since... well. Kinda can't get to DeviantArt when you're not in the same universe as Earth.